“The Birthday Wish”

Close your eyes. Make a wish. Now blow out the candle. On the first birthday of Kosova’s independence, there is certainly an awful lot to wish for.

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That is why on Kosova’s first birthday party, [...] I have decided to bring one hundred of my favorite magicians from around the world to come and perform miracles on our needy little nation. We’re gonna pull electric bunny rabbits from KEK’s hard hats. We’re gonna turn corrupt officials into frogs. We’re gonna break human rights loose from the chained underwater cage, and leap over the Mitrovica bridge on our motorcycles. We’ll produce factories and farms from our bags of tricks and pull good teachers out of children’s noses. And as the big birthday surprise, we are going to hypnotize Presidents Tadic and Putin and make them irrevocably recognize Kosova’s independence. It’s gonna be a real spectacular show, ladies and gentlemen.

Source: Blog Casey Cooper Johnson

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